I've trained myself to need to pee when I walk into my parking garage here. I'm like Vygotsky or whoever that dude was that trained the dog to salivate at the sound of a bell.... I've trained myself to need to pee when I walk into my parking garage.
Every time I come home, I take off my bag and set it next to my desk in the same spot every time, I throw my key and phone on my desk, I turn on my computer and then I go pee.
I wish I wasn't so predictable... I want to be sporadic and cute and eccentric... *sigh*
No. I've trained myself to need to pee when I walk into my parking garage. Every time.
So how does one go about bleaching articles of clothing anyways????
I almost passed out about 10 minutes ago because of the fumes. I never knew the powers of bleach. It's mighty!
I'm coming home soon. I can't wait.
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Pavlov trained the dogs honey!!
Does the need to pee and the need to use bleach have anything in common????? Curious Aunt Jenny
man you crack me up. how much bleach exactly did you use?!
Is that the bleach we gave you?
You say you want to be cute and excentric.... this post was pretty crazy! (and very cute too...)
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